While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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