ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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