im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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