gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yo dont text me then not text me
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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