Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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