I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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