It's true when Americans come to Australia they have no idea! none of this bud light bottled water crap! we searve real alcohol unlike the piss weak stuff they have back in the USA
lmao all that shit you drink has nothing on what the us army drinks! we wake up and start the day with a bottle of everclear. just tryin callin that piss weak!
Lol I've had Americans come up here (Canada) and accuse servers of slipping something in their alcohol... I always just say, no that's what real beer feels like, you drink piss, therefore u r a lightweight, that's not the servers fault.
America has some of the hardest drinkers in the world, fourth to maybe the Irish, the Aussies and [insert country here.] That number is seriously watered down by the remaining Puritans and squishies we inherited over the centuries.\n\nIt will take a group effort to overcome those odds... CHEERS!
The fact that you say "I know it's Tuesday but..." is why we don't rank in the top ten. In Ireland they'd say "Fuck! It's 7am on Tuesday and I haven't had a drink yet! I'm fuckin' up the whole time!"
One list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_beer_consumption_per_capita\n\nTwo list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_beer_consumption_per_capita
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