I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
this will be a night to untag.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i out mim tonsoeep
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