Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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