I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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