So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
