Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she looked like the before picture.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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