sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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