I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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