He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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