Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just found puke in my bra..
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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