Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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