it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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