ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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