dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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