i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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