Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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