you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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