My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Barsexuality is the new black.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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