the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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