awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
