South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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