Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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