any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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