i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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