Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She even gives head with a lisp.
ttyl tear gas
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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