therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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