it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
my liver is dry heaving
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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