At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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