we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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