This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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