there's paper in my vomit.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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