and i looked up. we had an audience...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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