She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think i got beer on your cat.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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