How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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