Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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