Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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