I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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