her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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