it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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