found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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