Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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