So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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