why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
How does one acquire holy water?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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