I just cut my nipple shaving
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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